I was sitting here this evening and I figured I would draft out my all time Pet Peeves. These are things I have been noticing over the past few years being in London. They are in no particular order:
10. People who feel it is absolutely necessary to stand in the VERY FRONT of the bus. Ok, this isn’t rocket science, but a packed bus becomes MORE PACKED when nobody moves to the back of the bus. London Bus Drivers will actually pass bus stops if the bus is full, so why make it artificially full by standing in the front of the bus…move back. I have been passed by a bus many times to only see that the back of the bus is vacant.
9. The Pound Coin. I got into a “debate” with my flatmate of the value of the American Dollar Bill, but I contend the Pound Coin is the most worthless item out there (well not monetarily, it is worth about $1.99). The worse is when they run out of £5 notes and then they give you 5 one pound coins. Next thing you know you are caring around like £18 in change, weighing down your pockets…I rather carry around $36 in singles than £18 in change.
8. Driving on the opposite of the road. Do you know how many close calls I had looking the wrong way. One of my classmates pulled me out of the street recently, because I was about to get clipped by a car barreling down on me. Yes he saw me, yes he saw I was looking the wrong way, no he didn’t slow down, and yes he was accelerating towards me (as my classmates told me afterwards).
7. Posers. Those are the people who rent Ferraris or Lamborghinis and drive around London. Shoot even if they own them, they still come into the city from out of town where rent is cheaper (it would be hard to afford both the car payment and the rent). They zip into the city and weave in an out of traffic trying to look cool, but in reality they look like they are trying too hard. Those who have money don’t have to flaunt it. How do you know they are posers? Simple. WHO IN THEIR FRICKEN’ RIGHT MIND WOULD DRIVE A FERRARI OR LAMBORGHINI INTO LONDON TO SIT IN TRAFFIC???
6. People who take up 2 seats on the tube. Most people are pretty good about this, but there is the occasionally person who feel it is necessary to take up a seat with their bag. You stand in front of the seat and they totally ignore you, because if they don’t make eye contact…you don’t exist. Next time this happens I am just going to sit down on their package, briefcase, purse, etc. and pretend I didn’t see it.
5. British Grammar and Spelling. Ok I am no grammatarian, I definitely get confused with how they spell over here. They use ‘S’ instead of ‘Z’ (e.g., Organisation, Realisation, analyse, etc.). And they tend to spell funny (e.g., colour, judgement, theatre, centre, programme, etc.). I need to figure a way to turn my MS Word into British English for spell checking and grammar, because until then it is just going to keep telling me I spelled incorrectly. And pants mean something completely different here in the UK. They are trousers, because boxers are pants.
4. Outsourcing. I swear all of my banks and the airlines in the UK have outsourced their call centers to a foreign country. I do not believe that the representative’s name is really “Bob or John” and sometimes they have thick accents, which makes understanding them difficult. I feel bad for the customer service representative, because they are clearly reading from a script. And thus tend to want to do things in a step-by-step process, which tends to be frustrating.
3. In tube stations people who are completely oblivious to the posted signs that read “Stand on the Right” by the escalators and stand wherever they please. This creates a huge bottleneck on the escalators for those of us who try to keep moving up or down. Or my other favorite is “Keep to Left” signs where people just wander around willy nilly doing their own thing. And lastly getting out of the tube station through the turnstiles and the people who feel it absolutely necessary to stand in front of the turnstile and pull out their map to read. And they just stand there, as everyone starts to pile up behind them.
2. Annoying ringtones. If you are in England be prepared to be bombarded by the most inane ringtones from all types of shows, music, sound effects. Around the office here it is not uncommon to hear the most annoying ringtones and it seems there is a contest on who can come up with the most annoying one yet. You can tell it is a game, because who in their right mind turns their ringer volume way up, and leaves it on their desk for hours on end.
1. The two ice cube rule. It seems that no matter where you are limited to the number of ice cubes you are allowed to have. The rule is no more than 2, and I think there is a law about having 3 ice cubes. Would it kill anyone to throw a few extra ice cubes in my drink? I don’t know about you but a mildly tepid Jack and Coke is not my idea of a great drink, it should be cold and refreshing.